"Hey bro, finally someone get home and thank God it is you. I can’t imagine what mom or daddy would think if they found me out like this. My boyfriend tied me up and got an urgent call from his parents. Can you help me? Wait, what are yo- hummm, hummm. *Choking*. Wh… you- *Gulp, gulp*."
"Of course I’m gonna help you, sis, but not before to take this opportunity."